WHY AM I DOING THIS SHIT?

HIP HOP MUSIC

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:09:58 -0400

DO I ENJOY THE HIP HOP MUSICS, YOU ASK?

NO.

NO I DO NOT.

RIGHTEOUS

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 14:54:25 -0400

ALRIGHT, YOU FUCKING STEAMING PILE OF SHIT. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE LEGGINGS ARE GONE. DEAD. AND THEY SUFFERED HORRIBLY BEFORE THEY WERE KILLED. I TORE EACH SEAM SLOWLY, RIPPED THE ENTIRE GARMENT INTO SHREDS, GOT AN ANIMAL TO PISS ON THEM, CRUSHED THEM WITH A STEAM ROLLER, THEN FINALLY SET THEM ON FIRE.

…

YEAH.

THANKS FOR NOTHING.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:34:43 -0500

MOVIE NIGHT.

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 23:10:03 -0500

»> http://www.livestream.com/askkarkatvantas ((watching Elf!)) «<

THAT’S RIGHT YOU PATHETIC, NO LIFE SHITS. IT’S MOVIE NIGHT TONIGHT AND WE’RE DOING THIS SHIT “CHRISTMAS” STYLE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED.

YOU KNOW,THAT ONE HOLIDAY WHERE SOME FATASS IN A RED SUIT SHOVES HIS GARGANTUAN BODY DOWN THE NARROW SPACE THAT IS A SMOKE RELEASE CHUTE, ULTIMATELY COMMITTING A BREAKING AND ENTERING CRIME- BUT APPARENTLY, INSTEAD OF STEALING ALL OF YOUR SHIT, HE GIVES YOU THINGS INSTEAD.

WHAT A STRANGE DAY.

OH BUT I GUESS HE STEALS YOUR COOKIES. AND MILK. THAT JACKASS.

BY THE WAY WE’RE WATCHING THIS MOVIE CALLED “ELF’ OR SOMETHING.

»> http://www.livestream.com/askkarkatvantas «<

SO FUCKING COOOOOL!!!

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 21:31:28 -0500

OH, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL WITH MY STOIC DEMEANOR AND MY GENERAL DISREGARD FOR ALL THINGS THAT AREN’T “FLY BEATS” OR “ILL JAMS” OR ACTING LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING TOOL TO EVERYONE AROUND ME IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THEM THAT I AM THE COOLEST FUCKING IGNORAMUS TO EVER LIVE.

ALSO MY SHADES ARE COOL?

PRICK OR CREAK?

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:32:24 -0400

IM NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THIS HOLIDAY IS ABOUT.

SOUNDS INCREDIBLY STUPID AND—

WAIT FREE CANDY?

HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

OHMYGOD. WHAT WAS THAT PHRASE? TRICK OR..FREAK? CREAK..

WHATTHEFUCKEVER THAT PHRASE THAT GETS YOU TO GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FUCKING CANDY. COME ON, FUCKWITS! LOOK I EVEN HAVE A STUPID LITTLE TAIL.

{{Happy Halloween, everyone!! Also im sorry its been so dead on this blog. My laptop died and i’ve been stuck using a shitty computer u.u..anyways thanks a ton for all the asks and nice comments and also people have been asking about my main tumblr?? So here you go: http://ryu-gemini.tumblr.com (if you dont like slash then i suggest not following me;;;; imsorryworld}}

CAT GIRLS.

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 23:44:58 -0400

AND THEN I ANSWERED EVERY GODDAMN QUESTION RELATING TO THIS CRAZY ROLE-PLAYING, MEOWBEAST OBSESSED GIRL ALL IN ONE PICTURE.

FUCKING MAD SKILLS.

I FUCKING HAVE THEM.

ANYWAYS SHE’S PRETTY OKAY I GUESS……………YEAH. THAT’S ALL.

KARKAT AWKWARDLY COUGHS

OH FUCK SHE’S GOT ME ROLE-PLAYING NOW, FUCKING SHIT.

MOVIE

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 20:33:10 -0400

http://www.livestream.com/askkarkatvantas

YEAH YEAH. I’VE BEEN TOLD BY NUMEROUS PEOPLE THAT I HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL I HAVE SEEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE. SO WE’RE GOING TO WATCH IT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME HAVING TO WATCH IT.

IT’S SOME MOVIE CALLED SCOTT PILGRIM VS SOMETHINGOROTHER.

GLUB GLUB, FUCKERS.

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:01:16 -0400

WELL I’D HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT I’D LOOK AT LEAST 169 TIMES BETTER THAN THAT HIPSTER DOUCHE NOZZLE, ERIDAN. I DON’T NEED ANY FUCKING CAPES OR SHIT LIKE THAT.

FISH, GET YOUR FUCKING SCALEY, SLIMEY GILL FACES OUT OF MY FACE. STUPID ASSHOLES.

charredasperity: Ask Karkat...

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:51:47 -0400

charredasperity:

Ask Karkat Vantas

http://askkarkatvantas.tumblr.com

{{UWHAJRFSGHFJKDFFF FF FF FFF FFF A MILLION THANK YOUS PLUS A MILLION MORE!! AAAHHH EVERYONE WATCH THIS AND OMFG OMFG THE END IS OMFGDF}}

FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT TONIGHT

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 21:04:55 -0400

HEY ASSHOLES.

TIME FOR ANOTHER AMAZING ROMCOM.

SIT DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH IT.

http://www.livestream.com/askkarkatvantas

ITS JUST HOW HE SAYS HI

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:27:56 -0400

I MEAN REALLY. COULDN’T IT BE A BIT MORE BADASS LOOKING? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? GETTING STABBED PRETTY MUCH SUCKED AND NOW I HAVE TO WALK AROUND WITH THIS PATHETIC LITTLE THING PERMANENTLY ENGRAVED INTO MY DAMN SKIN.

SO THANKS, JACK.

THANKS FOR NOTHING.

WELCOME.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:48:00 -0400

EITHER THAT, OR YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FUCKING IDIOT TRYING TO TROLL ME.

NICE TRY.

HEIR STYLIST.

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:10:07 -0400

SOMETIMES JOHN HELPS.

THERES THIS TOO

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:04:43 -0400

MY NUMBER THING FOR THAT TEGAKI SHIT.

695-9160-6304

THAT IS ALL.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF NOTHING.

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 23:15:49 -0400

I’VE BEEN UP FOR ALMOST 42 HOURS BECAUSE I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP.

FUCKING HOLY SHIT.

SO, NO. I DON’T WANT TO GO TO SILENT HILL WITH YOU. AND NO, I DID NOT LIKE THE MOVIE. IT WAS FUCKED UP TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF FUCK I’VE ALMOST EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF VIEWING. FUCK.

((OOC: based on shenanigans from last nights…movie marathon. YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE.))

I'M BEING FOLLOWED.

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:49:22 -0400

OH SORRY, WAS THAT YOU TRYING TO BE A CREEPER?

HAHA. HOW CUTE.

((OOC: Thank you for the follows, you guys! Thank you for going to the movie nights(for those of you who don’t you really should! they are so much fun and aahh)!! Thank you for sending me asks!! THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME!! ))

THAT WAS A FAIL.

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:36:29 -0400

OKAY FOR REASONS I WON’T GO INTO WE HAVE TO WATCH NATIONAL TREASURE HERE:

http://www.livestream.com/acrylikat

SO IF ANYONE IS STILL INTERESTED AT ALL IN WATCHING THIS NIC CAGE PERSON PRANCE ABOUT WITH HIS STUPID DISGUSTING HAIR, FEEL FREE TO JOIN ME AND JOHN THERE. PLUS JADE. AND WHOEVER ELSE SHOWS UP.

MARATHON

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:38:37 -0400

http://www.livestream.com/askkarkatvantas

ITS A FUCKING MOVIE MARATHON OVER HERE.

SADLY THE FIRST ONE IS NOT A ROMCOM. AND NEITHER ARE THE OTHER TWO.

WE’RE GOING IN THIS ORDER:

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME

NATIONAL TREASURE

NATIONAL TREASURE 2*

DON’T QUESTION ME. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PROMISED JOHN THAT WE WOULD WATCH NATIONAL TREASURE. POTENTIALLY THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY SAD PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A LIFE.

SERIOUSLY?

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 12:00:59 -0400

SPOILER ALERT:

YOU AREN’T FUNNY, JOHN.

THIS IS A PRANK AND I KNOW IT.
BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS ASKING A QUESTION LIKE THAT, HOLY SHIT.