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THAT’S RIGHT YOU PATHETIC, NO LIFE SHITS. IT’S MOVIE NIGHT TONIGHT AND WE’RE DOING THIS SHIT “CHRISTMAS” STYLE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED.
YOU KNOW,THAT ONE HOLIDAY WHERE SOME FATASS IN A RED SUIT SHOVES HIS GARGANTUAN BODY DOWN THE NARROW SPACE THAT IS A SMOKE RELEASE CHUTE, ULTIMATELY COMMITTING A BREAKING AND ENTERING CRIME- BUT APPARENTLY, INSTEAD OF STEALING ALL OF YOUR SHIT, HE GIVES YOU THINGS INSTEAD.
WHAT A STRANGE DAY.
OH BUT I GUESS HE STEALS YOUR COOKIES. AND MILK. THAT JACKASS.
BY THE WAY WE’RE WATCHING THIS MOVIE CALLED “ELF’ OR SOMETHING.
OH, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL WITH MY STOIC DEMEANOR AND MY GENERAL DISREGARD FOR ALL THINGS THAT AREN’T “FLY BEATS” OR “ILL JAMS” OR ACTING LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING TOOL TO EVERYONE AROUND ME IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE THEM THAT I AM THE COOLEST FUCKING IGNORAMUS TO EVER LIVE.
ALSO MY SHADES ARE COOL?
IM NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THIS HOLIDAY IS ABOUT.
SOUNDS INCREDIBLY STUPID AND—
WAIT FREE CANDY?
HOLY SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OHMYGOD. WHAT WAS THAT PHRASE? TRICK OR..FREAK? CREAK..
WHATTHEFUCKEVER THAT PHRASE THAT GETS YOU TO GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR FUCKING CANDY. COME ON, FUCKWITS! LOOK I EVEN HAVE A STUPID LITTLE TAIL.
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AND THEN I ANSWERED EVERY GODDAMN QUESTION RELATING TO THIS CRAZY ROLE-PLAYING, MEOWBEAST OBSESSED GIRL ALL IN ONE PICTURE.
FUCKING MAD SKILLS.
I FUCKING HAVE THEM.
ANYWAYS SHE’S PRETTY OKAY I GUESS……………YEAH. THAT’S ALL.
KARKAT AWKWARDLY COUGHS
OH FUCK SHE’S GOT ME ROLE-PLAYING NOW, FUCKING SHIT.
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YEAH YEAH. I’VE BEEN TOLD BY NUMEROUS PEOPLE THAT I HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL I HAVE SEEN THIS FUCKING MOVIE. SO WE’RE GOING TO WATCH IT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ME HAVING TO WATCH IT.
IT’S SOME MOVIE CALLED SCOTT PILGRIM VS SOMETHINGOROTHER.
WELL I’D HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT I’D LOOK AT LEAST 169 TIMES BETTER THAN THAT HIPSTER DOUCHE NOZZLE, ERIDAN. I DON’T NEED ANY FUCKING CAPES OR SHIT LIKE THAT.
FISH, GET YOUR FUCKING SCALEY, SLIMEY GILL FACES OUT OF MY FACE. STUPID ASSHOLES.
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{{UWHAJRFSGHFJKDFFF FF FF FFF FFF A MILLION THANK YOUS PLUS A MILLION MORE!! AAAHHH EVERYONE WATCH THIS AND OMFG OMFG THE END IS OMFGDF}}
HEY ASSHOLES.
TIME FOR ANOTHER AMAZING ROMCOM.
SIT DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH IT.
I MEAN REALLY. COULDN’T IT BE A BIT MORE BADASS LOOKING? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? GETTING STABBED PRETTY MUCH SUCKED AND NOW I HAVE TO WALK AROUND WITH THIS PATHETIC LITTLE THING PERMANENTLY ENGRAVED INTO MY DAMN SKIN.
SO THANKS, JACK.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
